In the middle of the night, impeccably slicked with small digital package, I feel like Superman No filters through my window. Obviously incensed by such a violation of my property (I was watching a repeat of "sacrifice" of Tarkovsk and with great interest: forty minutes had hardly slept) opted to take pen and paper and do an interview to share with you, dear readers and loved lectric.
Aaron I've fucked up the mosquito net, you bastard ... tonight I'll see how they eat mosquitoes
Superman: was in defense of law and order ... Additionally, we are in times of promotion and must be out in the media.
Aaron Great. You have less package, Superman, I think in this movie unless you are linking. And by the way, you have a crappy air to Oscar Jaenada without talent ...
Superman: And I have tweaked the chest, so that people would not see the nipples ...
Aaron What is the message you intend to convey to your viewers?
Superman: That the U.S. is a very beautiful country. And they have to trust us because we're superheroes, Ostia, we are better than superheroes. A middle class family saved me several times to die Apun by Kryptonite, choked and humiliated ... If a family of, say, Arkansas, is able to save a superhero like me, is that we are the ostia
Aaron What else?
Superman: They do not have nothing to fear after September 11th, that it was a bit silly Islamic, but they already have taken the desire to give up the ass because now we fly and get up cars, and over, not We tousled bangs. Ah! And that family is one thing very important and very nice, people must be married and having children. And that smoking is very bad, very bad, mind you Louis Lane started smoking when I left and at the end of the movie, once saved the world, stop smoking.
Aaron So it's easier to save the world to quit ...
Superman: That'll tell you, being an addict, and a pig and you smell bad breath and you will rot the lungs and teeth
Aaron Vale . What more names, plus Bryan Singer , were considered for leadership?
Superman: 's going to do Tim Burton, but was too busy selling bags of "Nightmare Before Christmas" in stores Fuencarral Street cool. Then think about George Washington or Kennedy, but the first was dead, and the second was doing the script for the movie of the S11 with Oliver Stone . Then we talked with George W. Bush, but I was agreeing with Michael Moore to see how they put to give birth in the next movie. Ratzinger, Kiko Argüello and Rouco Valera told us that the script was very good and it was very nice, but could not because Christ did not come out here martyred spirt of blood letting. So we took Bryan Singer to , which was left by all previous advice. Washington included , manifested by Oui-ja online.
Aaron Why does not die at the end?
Superman: We promote and we can not eviscerate the movie ...
Aaron Sure, sure, but why the hell not die at the end and thus gives us a joy to the spectators?
Superman: Because I have to educate my son Louis, and give American values \u200b\u200band protect what remains of the World Trade Center
Aaron His son looks suspiciously like the mentally retarded of Culkyn . Michael Jackson "I helped with the selection of players?
Superman: Yes. Michael's work has been indispensable in proving the quality of interpretation of the child. He did a great job with my son every time he rode a tantrum on the set, you amenazabamos to return to Wonderland and closed mouth.
Aaron Her character boasts a chronic bullshit, scene after scene. Has someone to prepare it based on?
Superman: The writers of the film gave me all the support he needed in this regard. Currently they are learning to write without spelling mistakes.
Aaron Why not a single black character in the entire tape? Why is full of subliminal messages proamerica as the plane that saved the plane and leaving the stadium is easy to read with his face, "U.S. ARMY FORCES" (or similar)? Why are images of the Iraq war on television? How deceived Kevin Smith to act, said he was filming another movie? Superman
: These are many questions, and I can not tweak the bangs and answer
while Aaron This I especially like: Why Lex Luthor listen to classical music? That is, as you must assume that a guy who goes with Bach in Mp3 bastard is potentially a guy who listens, who knows, Reagetton ...
Superman: Lex Luthor It is a pedant who speaks of Prometheus and listen to Vivaldi . That has to be bad. The good thing is to eat at McDonalds, fuck, and watch the Superbowl
Aaron Thank you, Superman. It's a relief to know that you are there to velarnos.
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