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Open letter to Groucho Marx


Dear Julius:

I have a good time remembering you. No, I do not mean that I owe money, nor am I putting the family in all this. I could tell that shocked me deeply that you answered my last letter. I hope you do not try to use the old excuse that has been twenty years dead, we both know that among theater artists such things are beyond the stage ... as the pretty girls, unfortunately. I said, before losing the thread, I am terribly angry because of your silence. My last letter was terribly good, several pages of pure comedy and old-style poetry. I wish I had come to send. But that is no excuse for not answering.

scenarios have changed since you withdrew. For example, in the Gran Via in my town are still the boys of "Mamma Mia!". I can tell you with my head held high that the first day I was already in line to be the first to not go to see them. The protagonist is a mixture between your brother Harpo (in tan), a raven contained in a pressure cooker and an angry farmer in Kansas. As I have understood (and heard) would have been much better for all that had followed the sage advice of your brother Harpo and had not opened his mouth ever. Or better yet, who had followed the sage advice of your brother Zeppo and had retired for good after the second session.

Basically, we both seem much, Julius. I mean, we're both brown and wears glasses. It almost makes us brothers. And being brothers is the first step to let us speak for life, so you'd better peel off that stupid idea of \u200b\u200bthe head. What we can not avoid is to have one thing in common (as far as we differ from any marriage), and it is our irresistible passion for the female gender. Or at the theater well done. Or by the female gender in the theater well done, but after all, who cares about the theater when the chorus teach your legs? Perhaps Shakespeare, of course, and because it sells very bad lately and I was told that his next work will not be as good.

Now you locked in a room, you sit for two hours in front of a naked guy giving head against the wall and shouting horrible things about his mother and call it "avant-garde theater." If he had been a naked woman, I myself have offered to give me head against the wall. The theater is not what it was. The theater today is not like before. They reformed last month, boxes included.

Anyway, old Julius, I do not want to take more time. Prefer to take more money.

I love you, old scoundrel, wherever you are: Aaron Rodriguez

PS: I await your response within a reasonable time. I wish you could come see the works that I'm riding this year. The works are not much, but the girls are fine. Marilyn Dale memories for me.

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A good joke ... Another e enough

I found surfing the net a joke, pretty funny from my point of view.


"You know that the Pope is the happiest workers in the world?
Because everyday when you wake up first thing you see is their leader crucified"

Who does not like to see the image?

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The Beat That My Heart Skipped (De battre mon coeur s' est arrêté, 2005)

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it felt like this movie. Enthusiasm and some fear. French cinema is an unpredictable scale features masterpieces from the likes of "Irreversible" or "Queen Margot", and suddenly a sink pompous insult us with titles like "The elusive (or how to escape the Love)" or another delusional delicacy that does not work for absolutely nothing. I understand that a certain sector of the audience between the teeth on edge to certain productions galas, you know, those films with very aesthetic levels of people who drink good wine and cheese takes a long rain-filled streets, or in meadows of Provence. French cinema is the logical child of a well-founded industry but unfortunately chauvinist, a mentality that wants to compete with Hollywood, but it suffers from some air stale in certain products that lame (as always) in a hypothetical French aesthetic. I think you know what I mean.

"From time to beat ..." is a film that (Deo Gratias) does not usually fall into the clichés of French cinema, with a masterful construction and fluid pace. The film works because it relies on characters who work and are easily recognizable in their own miseries. It maintains a commendable capacity between the complaint suburban (hysterical businessmen to support their loneliness through postmodern self-destruction) and the classic beauty (the beautiful interpretations Bach, for instance). Everything is a game of opposites in this film: the hatred of beauty, the father against the mother, the blood onto the music.

And above all, that fabulous feeling of having ridden on a carousel crazy, sweet, histrionic tragically, comically realistic. There is a story printed in the distance (perhaps something of the interpretation of the protagonist, but filling) that seems to prevent the story we remove the eyes, we fall in love with the girls on duty and to suffer in the most violent scenes. This distance is precisely where lies the value of the film, director honesty merely throwing events on the table and shrugged. Not your typical author / potter who tries to manipulate each sharp reaction from the public interest.

"From time to beat ..." is something like the movie that had guided Houllebecq on a good day (except, of course, the almost non-existent sexually explicit loading the tape), and although it has some bugs (what precipitated the epilogue, for example), the overall package is more remarkable. Not only is it a cynical movie, rogue and fun (three adjectives that scarce lately on the charts) but also has an outstanding advantage: In a time when independent film in Europe seems to be configured the absence of solid frames and developed to the advantage of the absence and narrative vacuum ( Haneke, for example), "From time to beat ..." risks with dozens of items, dozens of stories that take place naturally, dozens of well-brushed characters used to prevent just one minute of boredom. Highly recommended, both for friends of European independent film to outsiders passing in front of the room.

Gucci Outlet- Monterey

Open Letter to Rick Blaine on Charles Bukowski

Dear Rick:
It's two o'clock and I'm looking out the balcony of my little flat in the capital. I'll get the second pack of Marlboro Light (go contradiction!) day, I linked a championship hangover with a subtle and gentle drunk, for what not to waste the weekend and reverse the liver that we stay in a piece of badness. It is not my fault. Looking at my watch, I think it should be 11 in America. Whenever it is 11 in America, Paris never existed, we never left that city and the splendor of German troops parading through the old flooring in the French capital.
not know where the world they lived, Rick. I mean, it never rains in the stations, no one writes letters. Sms no ink to slide in a corner loneliness of exile. In the cafes where we invest the hours and patience never sounds "La Marseillaise." What the hell. Freedom, this concept that eventually overcoming the game (are you a sentimental, Rick, and we both know) became a philosophical concept by the postwar French existentialists themselves (some collaborators, but also other more demure).
You know that I am a movie buff. And existentialist. And, you know you have known for several years. I was 14 and became "Casablanca" by Telemadrid at odd hours. For a moment on the tape, a simple phrase:
- Of all the cities in the world, all the bars, had to come to precisely this.
Another scene. Ilse enters the café and asks Sam to play "As Time Goes By." You enter through the door opposite and in a marvel of interpretation, his face becomes an indescribable grimace. The face of reality peering through the windows of the past. The face of consciousness broken, the face that wield a butterfly before going to tender infernal fire.
I, like many other moviegoers, I confess that I learned to love in "Casablanca."
I, like many other viewers, in many other corners of the world, I realized then that this was more or less accurate radiograph of our little story. In our little passion, that counts for nothing in this crazy. We we keep playing chess, smoking in silence, with maybe a little sentimental, and above all, know to stay at the airport when the fog is pervasive and catastrophe takes a melodramatic tinge.
us, if only as a fierce and forceful opposition from mediocre all the loose out there, as revenge against the winners, the grand, the elect of the story (foreign and female, to be exact), we must smoke with patience and just say, "Here's looking at you, kid"
Thanks for everything Rick.

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The Virgin of Guadalupe is harmful to health.

As I hate chain letters, but those who use a symbol so revered as the Virgin of Guadalupe, (as always, my comments in green)

"Carta de la Virgen de Guadalupe"

"So that started the letter is a saint or received by mail? You must forward

more than 20 copies before 13 days and receive a surprise of the Virgin of Guadalupe.

- 20 days x 13 cards ... here are some cabalistic number, but I do weba look.

As impossible as it seems, the president of Argentina received a letter and called it "trash", and 8 days his son died.

- this is what I like in tanates, first president of Argentina? Menen?
- Why you must die a child? why not some distant relatives of those who will fall more harm than a kick in the desto?

One man received the letter, distributed and the surprise was that he won the lottery

- now out the comb; The Virgin of Guadalupe encouraging greed.

Alberto Martinez received the letter and ordered it to his secretary, but forgot to hand out, she lost him his job and his family.

- Alberto Martínez tips, get yourself a new secret, and your middle name is too common.


This letter is miraculous and sacred.

- not supposed to be sacred is good? ok, unless you are a Satanist or worships Kali.
- and the only miracle is when you pull the lottery?

Do not forget to send it back within 13 days.
- and give the 13 days ...

Send it to 20 people in the next 13 days.

- good _hingados not been repeated several times?
- They believe that dealing with pure dumb. .... This .... reenviastes if I said nothing.

get what? A big surprise!
- will receive uuuuuuuuuuun aaaaaautooooooooooooooooo!
- but formal prison for illustrative @.



All you will receive a supply of spam for the rest of your life, delivered directly to your inbox.

Please do not be sheep and Pienza freely. I really think that the Virgin of Guadalupe is going to kill a child just because you sent is not that stupid letter? or you're going to get the lottery to send?.

hate all those people, both the shipping for the first time, as the still sending believing in this nonsense.

As Mr. Spock would say: Peace and Prosperity.

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Now, barely a few days left loose to reach our boards adaptation of "Factotum" (one of the most interesting novels and corrosive of the last century), I am thinking back to the figure of Bukowski.
I mean, back to the figure of a naked woman in bed, pretty girls in line at the stops of lust, sex, hot, drinks, bad awakenings and literature above all else. William Burroughs shot his wife's head looking for literature, Jack Kerouac fucked up ink-stained liver, Dostoevsky trying to smile in front of a firing squad that he would give the best texts of Russian literature. She said the old Jean Paul Sartre , "literature, or is everything, or nothing at all." Death, walking in their own literature Bukowska i (it was a main character in this strange Martian called "Pulp", his latest novel), the nihilistic complicity with the brightness of the bottles from the bars of Los Angeles.
Thank God for Jean Luc Godard never failed to film the screenplay for Barfly (Bukowski himself was drunk, indifferent, while French director pedantic about the glory of graduates remains alphanumeric or May 68) , and thank God that in all his writings published Anagram prose and little by little, some poems to fall down again in his hands. Charles Bukowski, which was not the greatest writer of the twentieth century but perhaps one of the most beloved, most idolized. There is something sacred about the American author, something of philosophical reflection.
Children intellectuals of my generation learned to fuck and get drunk with Bukowski, Henry Miller because he had lost his head, Ginsberg was a cosmic homosexual we are not talking about short skirts, Kesey failed the acid test last as Tom Wolfe put him face Tom Hanks on screen. Whenever we had Bukowski, who was the author that we would have liked to be, and the unbearable reminder of the mediocrity that surrounds our jobs and even our thoughts. Who
been valuable, after all, to face the rest of life with a hangover, Vivaldi in the mini and a woman beaten on the payroll of desire. Who would have ever had. Who have been the Bukowski Europe would have needed, the type ugly and unfortunate that, although not like it, end up with three whores in a hotel room, writing on yellow wallpaper, driving cars and dilapidated corners knowing that the night always denied. Who could turn fear, loneliness and deception in literature, just how did old drunk American.
have to believe in something, after all.

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10 years of Evangelion. Agnostics started


One of the manga series (not jacket) more important just turned 10 years Neon Genesis Evangelion.

A series that was released in October 1995 in the land of the eyes rasgaos therefore see the rising sun. Directed by one of the masters of this genre Hideaki Anno, if double "n".

For those who already saw it, put them back to see, to those who do not watch it with an open mind. Of course if you do not like the genre, better not to see.


Oh, and who has not heard the screams of Shinji Ikari in Japanese, has not yet seen this series.

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I just got an email from a dear friend, she is Catholic to the bone, so no wonder the email content, but said that it is not the text, as well as criticism of it is not for aforesaid.

is a chain letter but that much hate, but in this case I will use to present my point of view, why not I agree with the religion, faith in God, as a good agnostic, I leave for personal reasons, if you believe or not is your decision, so that you are free.

My comments are in green:

THE PROPHECY (6 JUNE 2006) 060 606

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER IS 666 AND THESE THREE NUMBERS THIS YEAR ..... GATHER

here and the problems started ....


This strong this PROPHECY! ... (Santa Lucia): <--- Que conste: te advirtieron

"When the world is asking for peace and security and regretted all the evil he has done, the sudden destruction, the new Armageddon has come and suffer."

These were the prophecies of the Virgin of Fatima when he appeared to three children in 1917 and said that at this time of 2005 onwards would end. Well

is 2005 or 2006??


One girl is still alive, a nun, called Lucy, well, Sister Lucia lives in a cloister in Europe.

False, mother Lucia died on February 13, 2005.

This message was read by Pope John Paul II and later died, and who decided not to reveal this secret because it believed that the world would panic and despair.

Another falsehood, the Pope as he read a lot before he became pope, and even long before he died, and he was the one who made public.

now reveals another part of the message.

NO CAUSE FOR PANIC, BUT BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT PEOPLE KNOW NOW READY FOR AWARENESS AND CAN TAKE what is coming in the next dates.

that every mother to alert you that you have a few days of life and do not want you flying foxes

Sister Lucia announced the first message of Pope John Paul II, who after reading was shaking and decided not to go public for fear of the reaction and then died.

chale, I have lived these last months deceived, I thought the Pope had died of old age.

The Virgin told Lucia verbatim: "Go daughter, tell the world what will happen when the date approaches the number of the beast (06/06/06): for men being led by the devil, sowing hatred and revenge for all parties. The men make deadly weapons that can destroy the world in minutes.

Mathematically 06/06/1906 is not the number of the beast we all know the song of the venerable Iron Maiden.

Half of humanity will be horribly destroyed. There will be conflicts amongst religious orders. God will allow that all natural phenomena like smoke, hail, cold, water, fire, floods, earthquakes, inclement weather, terrible disasters such as extreme cold losinviernos of these times, end land gradually , will not cure diseases, people make fun of saints and the church, will be killed out of control, people kill each other the many people suffer.

> These phenomena happen anyway before the year 2005 and thereafter continue with greater intensity and destruction, the weather suddenly changed, extreme weather.

> lacking may not survive charity towards others and those who do not love each other as my son loved them. Many want to be dead, and millions will die in seconds and suffer too, will come new forms of life on other worlds and contribute to the destruction to achieve more power to them and so breed a new race.

Punishments that are before us, on Earth, are unimaginable, but they will come, no doubt. God helps the world, but anyone who does not show fidelity and loyalty will be irretrievably destroyed as many have already given back and can not do anything about that, "

First, who gave the message to these people to start a chain letter?
Second, we're not supposed to be a secret?
Third, the Klingons are coming to fornicate with as human beings are in the street? Lost hope that we invite a glass ....

Father Augustine, who lives in Fatima, received permission from Pope Paul VI to visit sister Lucia. Augustine's father says that she received him greatly overwhelmed with tears in his eyes, said:

#$%$%$ Who is the Father Augustine?

"Father, our lady is very sad that nobody is interested in her prophecy of 1917, no people care about that prophecy. Thus, while the good have to follow a narrow path, the evil ones by a wide road that leads directly to the destruction and believe me father the punishment will come very soon after 2006 and will not be able to stop it.

no longer use the peripheral or the freeways when they go to the mole.

Many souls will be lost and many nations and states will disappear from the Earth, the world could be lost forever.

As you lose a planet?

time has come for everyone to spread the message of Our Lady to their families, friends and the world. We are close to last minute, the last day and the catastrophe is approaching, new forms of life arrived from other worlds (CARE).

WE WAIT?
Everywhere yseguridad peace talks, but punishment will come with nothing that can stop him.

SENSELESS WAR NUCLEAR massive destruction this war could destroy everything, be a disaster.

This is as close to reality, this dude from Bush and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are not that far.

then darkness will fall over us for 72 hours (3 days) and the third party to survive these 72 hours of darkness and sacrifice, start living in a new era. Will be new people.

Osease ignore that if I live, if they are not carrying the Yeya ...

In a very cold night, 10 minutes before midnight, a great earthquake will shake the earth for 8 hours. The righteous and those who spread the prophecy of Our Lady of Fatima SHOULD NOT FEAR, but the others will suffer the sequences of ignoring this warning, the earthquake caused the destruction of much of the land, some parts are separated and cause great disaster!.

WHAT TO DO Lucia's mother, said that the Virgin Mary asks: "Do not leave your home and do not let anyone enter the strange, people come new and unknown pretending to be good and tell him to join them, his new race and way of life, ignore!. These new''people''from taking advantage of the catastrophe that is happening in the world (earth) ... Lucia's mother crying and scared stay after hearing this, there is terror, Pope John Paul II, would not accept this but I knew that this would be and there was nothing to do, ill and died.

Again, Pope JPII died of old age, or Mother Lucia was the one died? I think she also died of old age, in 2005, also the last reunion of these two characters was in 2000, what year the pope died ? According to me in 2005.

Lucia's mother, continues as it has been revealed: In order for you to prepare and to stay alive, as my children are also and I will give the following signals:

The night will be very cold. Strong winds. There will be anguish and soon will start a strong earthquake that will shake the earth. At home, close doors and windows and do not talk to anyone not in it. Do not look out, not curious, since that is the Lord's wrath. Light candles, because for three days no other light will shine. The movement is so violent that will move the earth 23 degrees and then return to its position normal. Then come

absolute and total darkness will cover the entire Earth. Every evil spirit loose walk
doing much harm to the souls who would not listen estemensaje and those who refused to repent. All will be dark and will appear in the sky a great cross mystical, to remind us the price His Son paid for our redemption.

The Lord will protect the property of the chosen. Lucia's mother is telling him that Our Lady told: c plead that: "Oh God forgives our sins, save us from the fires of hell and lead all souls to heaven, especially those in most need of thy mercy."

Bone mine, that of my family and friends, to others that they are charged the demon

Those who believe in my words and take the message to others shall not fear anything in the Great Day of the Lord.

Those who keep quiet, will be responsible for the large number of souls that are lost through ignorance.

By law, you can not argue ignorance not to follow ...

When the earth shakes no more, those who still believe in our Lord, they will die horribly. The wind will bring gas and sprinkled everywhere. Then will the Sun

While intestinal gas is not ... but it way to die so mush.

Many may survive this catastrophe.

not forget that if this is a punishment from God, then it is holy and that, once begun, should not look out for any reason, because God does not want any of your children see when he punishes the sinners, does not want to see as the causes suffering and does not want to see the pain it causes those bad people.

And who are the children of God? those who go to church? pass the tip!

must understand that God allows all this to happen and must understand that God punish all those who did not listen, that this text says that's why it has caused such a panic, because God unleash his unchecked rage against all those who are hurting in the world.

Remember that the word of God is not a threat, but good news.

No threat? post my land if I say I'm going to kill a threat.


Please reproduce this form and mail it to those who know that everyone has the opportunity to repent and be saved. It is not known if those who are receiving this message believe or not in it, but hopefully if I can think is coming is for a special reason, maybe God allows that to happen, because he wants to save for him, whatever their religion.

If someone does not believe in this message, at least send it to others, so that those who do believe, have an opportunity to decide for themselves.

Here is the nub of the question, sends a load of emails, so when we return to the largest database of spammer e .

and No seriously, this is a sign that I'm not going to churches, they treat you like p_ndejo, wanting you to believe this kind of crap, fill you with fear to keep you going to church and give alms and tithes. Tools there is no religion that is not based on fear of people to die to keep them in control, I will not voluntarily attend a religious congregation, called as it is called. Oh and pa

see that it is not my story, the third piece of the secret of Fatima was made public on May 13, 2000, and is more concerning the 1981 bombing of the Pope, as well as religious struggle against atheists, or vice versa, sometimes you do not know which is which. Vatican official reference can be found here: http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/john_paul_ii/travels/documents/hf_jp-ii_spe_20000513_sodano-fatima_sp.html

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Free Zone (Gitai, Amos, 2005)

finally reaches our screens "Free Zone", one of the more robust and complete tapes of the last Cannes festival. A refined and intelligent film, with undeniable artistic will and that will delight the most refined film buffs. Worth as a warning to newbies: "Free Zone" is a film built through lengthy sequence shots mostly, overwhelmingly slow a pace, the typical work "of worship" for the intellectuals of the thing we scratch the knob and then Let 's smoke our cigarettes we pedantic concepts, formal, human, divine and the political. Amos Gitai

was a relatively unknown director in our bull skin until just a couple of years a distributor dared to take on DVD some of his works and, all told, the Film Archive in Madrid was marked Doré dramatic cycle with some of his best work. You could say a while now Israel's cinema has had a bit more coverage in the independent circuits (other film is emerging, with all the good and bad that has that, and so finished jumping on the wagon samples Asian, African ...)

All this serves as a cover letter for a work blessed by great performances and an unusual and radical aesthetic approach that refuses, for example, to leave the interior of a car for much of the and a half hours of footage. The start of the tape leaves no room for compromise: a close-up of the face of Natalie Portman convulsing in tears for nearly ten minutes. Challenging interpretation (also a challenge to the patience of the average viewer is dropped by the room to see what it is) as the starting gun for a political debate especially well done. There demagogic approaches on the tape (which is appreciated), but simply a metaphor subtly bitter about the roles of the United States, Israel and Palestine in recent years.

course, had to appear typical figures (the Palestinian's good about your little Oasis shattered first by Israel tanks and later by Muslim fanatics, too insensitive Westerners who come to do some sightseeing ...) and yet , "Free Zone" is constructed with a strategy of car / border and interior / exterior reminiscent of Wim Wenders the best (the final shot of Paris Texas) or Kiarostami's "Through the Olive Trees."

A interesting film definitely has barely played the advantage of having Natalie Portman headlining, essential for all followers of international independent frikerío, well visited by the rest of the world. Refrain, by the way, fans of "V for Vendetta"

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Oks on the title of this blog, it is better I explain:

pripia I decided to create my religion, "Seventh Day Agnostics."
Here I will put my ideas on how you go creating this new form of human exploitation.

First things first, the reason for the name.

Why Agnostic: Agnosticism
The (Greek to = no gnosis = knowledge) is a religious or philosophical position on religion according to which the existence of a God or a motología of deities, is unknown and therefore irrelevant. (All this pirated wikipedia). Later

says
"Those who profess agnosticism are not necessarily anti-religious, being respectful of all faiths who come from an individual reflection and honest, not selfish interest, of despair or peer pressure. The agnostic means the FE only as a personal choice of each individual, he does not share. "


But I primarily use it as a way to distract the missionaries of any religion to leave me in peace:" Desa that we leave some brochures on the testicles of the Lord?, No thanks, I'm agnostic. "That leaves the alleged evangelize to face O_o.

Seventh Day Why?

Why reusing the same elements of religions stronger here in my land
Genesis 2:2" And God on the seventh day the work he did; and rested the seventh day from all the work he did. "

Entonses, the more peace and quiet but we approach God.


Our Motto:" strip bar, brother, that will make you holy weba ... we'll see what we do with Blue Demon ".

you want to join two options, the first: to donate all their worldly goods for the benefit of the Supreme Leader. the second: nomas do nothing, so be holy.